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Dead Cold I Running into daylight, again this is a problem. The light burns more than my eyes. My limbs catch on fire and my clothes turn to ash, leaving me standing quite nude on the sidewalk before my peers. At least, I believe them to be my peers. Somehow, not one head turns at the scream of horror.Dead Cold I
No one notices the strange occurrence and goes on with their lives. I continue to stand on the sidewalk, pained by my burnt flesh. Am I so easily invisible? As quickly as I entered the light I retreat, back into the dirty apartment building with no neighbors and four managers. They are, to
by ~metallickitty
Need it all to be a personneed it allNeed it all to be a person
People say it's a game. Take some pills, pay your insurance bills, send you kids to school, and you can keep playing. Everyone can. No one will stop you from playing then. Though people who want to stop playing suddenly turn heads of all participants; no one likes a game with payers disappearing due to attention span.
I took my pills, my kids are in college, my insurance bills are paid. My game has been slow and rhythmic. It played itself out and followed the rules, yet still goes on. Where does the game end? When my character is incompatible with third generation “stats”? When the bones and sul
by ~metallickitty
In Sane tied RibbonsHere is my sanity Dressed up in intricate ribbons so many colors so many textures so many thoughts twined togetherIn Sane tied Ribbons
Here is my insanity Forcibly held in intricate knots so much warped rainbow so much twisted feeling so much emotion interwined together
Here is my mind Wardrobe made of knotted ribbons. So many shades incomplete So much composition lacking So little to hold finished.
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Mind half in the Casket No longer is this a dream. It is reality.Mind half in the Casket
My brain exploded. All over the walls. No dream has walls. Only Reality is boxed.
One eye can see. The other is punctured. No nose to breath with. My mouth should do. Cant breath right now. Nose, eyes, mouth - now pointless.
Nowhere to move. This dream has no space. My brain isn't intact. It isn't required. No space to think. My reality is its box.
by ~metallickitty
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cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune
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Life is a climb,but the view is amazing.
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I believe I can see the future, Because I repeat the same routine, I think I used to have a purpose, Then again, that might have been a dream.
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JUST BUY THE DAMNED BUNNY - wouldn't want bunny-stew on your conscience, would you?
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JUST BUY THE DAMNED BUNNY - wouldn't want bunny-stew on your conscience, would you?
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anyway, glad ya liked my graphic
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JUST BUY THE DAMNED BUNNY - wouldn't want bunny-stew on your conscience, would you?
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